Neil Hamburger

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ALL AGES FULLY SEATED SHOW LIMITED NUMBER OF PREMIUM SEATING TICKETS AVAILABLE   NEIL HAMBURGER America’s Funnyman Neil Hamburger is the hardest working comedian in existence, performing up to 399 shows a year internationally to critical acclaim and audience bewilderment. He has toured as the hand-picked opener for Tenacious D, Tim & Eric, and Faith No More, appeared on TV shows ranging from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! to Jimmy Kimmel Live!, and worked extensively with Tom Green on his internet talk show. Among his dozen or so albums and DVDs is the new LP release Neil Hamburger Present: Seasonal Depression Suite.   “A phlegm-filled sack of putrid self-loathing, Neil Hamburger is the perfect satire of a slick, professional nightclub comedian. If you’ve ever suspected that behind the glossy veneer of fake bonhomie of those perma-smile acts lies an ugly, embittered, grotesque soul — well Hamburger is that demon made flesh. In some living Sisyphean hell, every night he dons his tuxedo, greases down his hair and ploughs through the vile set that disgusts even him, just so he can earn a three-piece chicken dinner. His contempt for his own pitiful existence is surpassed only for his contempt for the audience who compel him trudge through his despicable cavalcade of jokes. And my, these gags are certainly not for the faint of heart, as he plumbs the depths of depravity for the sake of a laugh.” — Chortle (UK) “Hamburger is the clapped-out husk of a decorous Southern gentleman, now coughing in painful hacks, suppurating filth through his tuxedo, and her to tip a slurry of abuse all over celebrity and modern life…a combination of malignance and desiccated vaudeville.” — The Guardian (UK) “Neil Hamburger remains the greatest comedian I’ve seen the greater majority of an audience walk out on…. No one was leaving their seats this evening though, as this peerless performer shocked and delighted in equal measure…. On the road for 12 years with scarcely a day off, Hamburger is a condemned showbiz lag, doomed to perform his antagonistic anti-comedy to potential hostility forever.” — The Scotsman (UK) “A brilliantly awful persona of an old-school, C-list funnyman — the kind with an ill-fitting tuxedo and an enormous, greasy combover — on a very bad night. Neil Hamburger toys with an audience’s expectations (and patience), and indeed his act is a kind of rude commentary on stand-up comedy altogether.” — New York Times    

Comedy For Community

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ALL AGES SEATED SHOW LIMITED NUMBER OF PREMIUM SEATING TICKETS AVAILABLE   MODELFACE COMEDY AND GINGER’S REVENGE PRESENT:  Comedy for Community  Locals supporting locals is the heart of Asheville. Comedy for Community brings all your favorite local comedians on stage at the iconic Grey Eagle to support the town we love through a variety of local charities and organizations.  We are inviting Asheville based nonprofits to join us for this first show and hand out information on all the work they do for the community. Come laugh and learn and support your neighbors.    

LATE SHOW: a Special Taping with Joe Zimmerman

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– ALL AGES- FULLY SEATED SHOW- LIMITED NUMBER OF PREMIUM SEATING TICKETS AVAILABLE Nateland Presents: a Special Taping with Joe Zimmerman. One night only at the Grey Eagle.     Come be a part of a live recording, as Joe Zimmerman does one hour of stand-up LIVE (7 pm and 9:30 shows).  Produced and directed by Nate Bargatze.   Once an Asheville resident, Joe moved to New York city 2012, where he’s become a regular at the iconic Comedy Cellar, and his television appearances have grown to include The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver’s New York Stand Up show on Comedy Central, Conan, Last Comic Standing, his own Comedy Central Half Hour, and multiple appearances on The Late Late Show.

EARLY SHOW: a Special Taping with Joe Zimmerman

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– ALL AGES- FULLY SEATED SHOW- LIMITED NUMBER OF PREMIUM SEATING TICKETS AVAILABLE Nateland Presents: a Special Taping with Joe Zimmerman. One night only at the Grey Eagle.     Come be a part of a live recording, as Joe Zimmerman does one hour of stand-up LIVE (7 pm and 9:30 shows).  Produced and directed by Nate Bargatze.   Once an Asheville resident, Joe moved to New York city 2012, where he’s become a regular at the iconic Comedy Cellar, and his television appearances have grown to include The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver’s New York Stand Up show on Comedy Central, Conan, Last Comic Standing, his own Comedy Central Half Hour, and multiple appearances on The Late Late Show.